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This is my dumpster heap until I figure out something else. I'm going to throw literally all of my writing here until eventually I have a beautiful and pristine portfolio that I feel totally normal about and have no absolutely lingering mentally-ill thoughts about.
Jill's
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I crawled out of a hole when I was supposedly four, according to the paramedics who were called to the bog by the frightened old couple who found me. I was kept in the hospital for a year after they discovered I could glow in the dark. Eventually, that ability withered with time, and the hospital released me into the wild terrain of a northern Virginia suburb. Now, I have a blog.
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